We Beg To Differ

Every so often, FilmBuffs simply have to take a stand. Perhaps the fervor for something is too strong or not strong enough. Maybe we can't really see what others are seeing. At the end of the day, we beg to differ.

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Oct 2011

This might sound like a weird thing to say, as we’re big movie fanatics here at FilmBuff, but we’re annoyed by the film world’s obsession with box office numbers. We know, we know, the movie industry is first and foremost a business (and an expensive business at that).

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Paying a subscription fee for an unlimited monthly pass to the movies sounds like a great idea at first. MoviePass promises to deliver the sort of satisfaction we had with Netflix for so many years. But quite frankly, the unlimited monthly pass just will not work.

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Oct 2011

There’s this crazy idea going around that the horror genre is dead. We want you to put this ludicrous idea to rest, fellow FilmBuffs!

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Sep 2011

With all the movie theaters taking a proactive stance against cell phone usage in theaters—we especially commend the Alamo Drafthouse for this shame-inducing video —we thought we’d compile our own list of movie theater no-nos in this digital age.

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Sep 2011

There are some dynamic Hollywood duos that always work. They are actors that work so well together they warrant the kind of name smash ups of BrAngelina’s prestige (nothing beats the original). Then there are the other ones. The actors that make movies together, that we never want to see again (we’re looking at you Ben and JLo). Amidst the best and the worst lie the duos that keep coming back with relative, albeit controversial success. Name that couple: Morgan Freeman and Ashley Judd.

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If Hollywood truly were a high school cafeteria, we all agree these B-List kids wouldn’t be eating alone in a bathroom stall or even with the custodian, but they wouldn’t exactly, say, be with the Plastics either (nudge, nudge Mean Girls). The B listers have given us many great things (great sidekicks, eye candy in comedies, etc), but we’re not sure their production companies are exactly what we were looking for.

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Gasp! Box Office Shouldn’t Measure Success in Hollywood

It’s a Sunday night ritual: plan your meals for the week, watch some football (that’s what sports people do, right?) then, of course, check what movies ruled the box office this weekend. For many, the box office showdown is just as big a competition as what’s happening on the gridiron (that’s a thing, right?). Years of hard work—development, casting, production, post—all boiled down to one little question: did the movie beat The Smurfs in 3D?

This might sound like a weird thing to say, as we’re big movie fanatics here at FilmBuff, but we’re annoyed by the film world’s obsession with box office numbers. We know, we know, the movie industry is first and foremost a business (and an expensive business at that). The studios need to make money to spend money. Those dolla dolla bills you spend at your local cineplex directly dictate what kind of movies, stars, franchises the big studios will keep producing and putting into theaters. We get it: money makes the world go around etc., etc. But we like to shake things up so we’re prepared to say, “Hey! Big guys in the suits with the fancy cars! Box office numbers shouldn’t matter that much!” The reasons are twofold: 1) they never really mattered, and 2) they especially don’t matter now. Let’s get into the facts.

Allow us for a moment to delve into our primary point: The box office has never really mattered. Now this might sound a little controversial and also dumb. We can see your brow scrunching up, and that little voice in your head being all like “Quoi?? Of course box office has mattered, what about huge smash hit blockbusters like the Harry Potter series or major flops like Waterworld?” Let us rephrase a bit: Box office has never really mattered … in terms of quantifying the quality of a film. There are countless examples of critical darlings whose success never translated to the box office:  Citizen Kane and Donnie Darko are two that immediately jump into our heads. Many of these films went on to have a great life in the ancillaries, as they say in the biz (that basically means TV and DVD sales). On the flip side of the coin, there are a crazy amount of films that were universally panned that won the box office that weekend and went on to make a LOT of bank. Which films are going to stand the test of time and which films are going to fade away? 1999 is a great example: The number 1 movie in the box office was Star Wars: Episode 1 – The Phantom Menace and Fight Club only made $37 million (on a $63 million budget… YIKES).

And can we please get over this absurdly derived competition between the films coming out that weekend and recognize that each film’s success is relative? We know that most people aren’t going to go to the movies twice in one weekend so we guess automatically that makes it a riveting battle of Action flick vs 3D Kids schlock: who will prevail? So many huge film successes have been a slow burn; they start out with a mediocre opening weekend and then start ratcheting up the $$$ based on excellent word of mouth. Only for event movies (read: movies where people will dress up, or teen girls will be crying, or both) like Twilight does the opening weekend matter because it makes a statement, but no studio exec in their right mind is expecting to beat Edward and Bella’s sparkly vampire love anyway. Just look at some of the films in 2011 alone that “won” their weekend: Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2, HopThe Rite, and does anyone even remember what Unknown was? That ‘won’ two weekends in a row in February.

If anything, we should approach the box office like they do in the indie/specialty film world: per screen. The big studio offerings are literally everywhere. You can’t throw a rock in a suburban strip mall without hitting the latest animated sequel, rom-com or superhero flick. Of course people are seeking out these movies in droves because they are the ONLY options. Looking at per screen box office numbers adjusts for how ubiquitous these movies are, and we can get closer to understanding relative success. Take Werner Herzog’s Cave of Forgotten Dreams for example. In terms of documentary success, that film is killing it and making a gross of $ 5.2 mil. For something like Rise of the Planet of the Apes that would be a huge let-down just for opening weekend, but it’s great for Herzog and IFC (the film’s distributor). Cave of Forgotten Dreams opened on only five screens, and at it’s high point was only in 123 theaters. That ape flick opened in 3,648 theaters. There’s some complicated math there… but in terms of the opening weekend per screen average for both films: the cave beats the apes.

And now for point numero dos: box office numbers especially don’t matter now. What is it about the present that makes big B.O. numbers matter even less than normal? Digital, silly! The studios know this fact all too well; less and less people are going to the movies and more are turning to digital options at home like VOD and streaming. With so many options for media and entertainment at home, not to mention the P-word that people don’t like to mention (piracy… get your mind out of the gutter!), the theatrical box office just barely demonstrates what people are watching, and what people are liking. It’s happening in the indie world first: many specialty distributors are experimenting with same-day release in theaters and on VOD. Perhaps the big studios should look to their example to start evaluating success free from the box office model.

Are we completely off our rocker here? Should the box office reign supreme? What are some other ideas for evaluating the success of a film? Hit us up in the comments.

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Unlimited Monthly Theater Passes: Good in Theory but Why this Won’t Work

Paying a subscription fee for an unlimited monthly pass to the movies sounds like a great idea at first. It could be a tremendous convenience, a possible way to save money, and a license to check out terrible movies without feeling like we’ve wasted the money. MoviePass promises to deliver the sort of satisfaction we had with Netflix for so many years. But quite frankly, the unlimited monthly pass just will not work. For one, big chains including AMC have already refused the passes, skeptical of an outside company setting prices. Still, the company insists on moving forward. Below, we discuss some of the other reasons why this idea won’t work and discuss those who have proclaimed it will.

The Netflix Debacle

Netflix was admittedly getting too good to be true, but even the company’s CEO, Reed Hastings, admitted that he shattered our hearts by increasing the subscription fee from $10 to $16 without a proper explanation. This genius move cost the company four percent of its 25 million customers, according to The New York Times. If movie lovers are not willing to pay $16 a month for unlimited access to movies and TV shows they could watch without ever leaving their home, it is unreasonable to expect they’d be willing to dish out $50 for a MoviePass.

The 3D Problem


You might be thinking to yourself that a Netflix subscription and an unlimited pass to movie theaters cannot be compared. After all, one limits you to televisions, computers and smartphones while the other awes with the spectacle of the big screen. That would be a good point if most films crying out to be seen on the big screen weren’t in 3D. Although 3D is still on the decline, we currently await Martin Scorsese’s kiddy flick Hugo, Steven Spielberg’s animated The Adventures of Tintin and countless other titles. Inconveniently but expectedly, MoviePass still requires an extra three dollar charge for 3D and IMAX movies.

Let’s imagine it’s still summer. In a given month, we might only make it out to the theater once a week. We’ll check out one IMAX “experience,” two 3D superhero flicks and one 2D sleeper of a drama. Based on ticket prices of Regal Cinemas in Los Angeles, the grand total would come out to approximately $60.50 for the month. With MoviePass, you would still have to pay $59. The benefit of the pass is minimal, and it is virtually non-existent if you live in a city with lower ticket prices (though this might change according to MoviePass’ new plan to vary prices based on location). A successful monthly fee would need to cover the 3D up-charge.

The Indie Issue


Maybe mainstream 3D movies aren’t quite your thing. Instead, you love independent releases and small theaters. An unlimited monthly pass won’t be universal, and there is no guarantee that the few theaters in your area playing French biopics and mudraking documentaries will be covered. Besides, these films are most likely playing at theaters like New York’s Film Forum, Los Angeles’ NuArt or Chicago’s Music Box, all theaters that typically play less than three different movies on a given week. If we underuse the pass, which would be very likely, the only people benefiting are the folks at MoviePass.

The Bottom Line

Simply put, an unlimited monthly theater pass will disappoint all possible target demographics, ranging from popcorn-munching action junkies to pretentious cinephiles. Instead of convenience, we will be limited to participating theaters. Instead of saving money, we will scramble to get our money’s worth, lest we lose on our investment. And instead of enjoying movies we wouldn’t otherwise pay for, we will end up wasting our time with garbage that doesn’t deserve our money and consequently doesn’t deserve our time. Unless someone gives us an unlimited pass that is affordable and universal, this scheme should be stopped in its tracks.

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Zombies and Vampires are dead, not Horror!

There’s this crazy idea going around that the horror genre is dead. We want you to put this ludicrous idea to rest, fellow FilmBuffs! OK, there might be some real stinkers out there like Freddie vs. Jason (who thought that was a good idea?) or Hostel (interesting premise, but ruined by sloppy writing and gratutious, well, everything). And it might be hard to measure up to the horror movie classics like Night of the Living Dead, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Halloween, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Suspiria, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Rosemary’s Baby, The Shining or even Hitchcock’s Psycho. We could go on BUT (and that’s a big but) there are some amazing directors out there ready to not only scare the, um, excrement out of you, but also to pair that with excellent writing and suspense. So here are three films from the last decade that prove just how wrong the idea that the horror genre really is dead.

Is there any genre director Danny Boyle can’t conquer? Because it’s safe to say he totally nailed it with the horror genre. This 2002 film combines the right amount of Boyle’s cinematic flair with excellent gore, violence and rabid virus-infected killers. While it might have all the delicious trappings of the zombie film, this story, which follows four survivors trying to start anew, is filled with so many twists and surprises you’ll be hugging your pillow in no time.

28 Days Later (2002)


While Saw might be on its own franchise now, the original film still holds a candle. What makes the first film so great that the other sequels lack? That element of surprise. Not only is there a killer out there murdering people by not actually murdering them, but he’s also someone you’d least expect. The ending is still excellently crafted after all these years. Oh and did we mention that the movie is rife with gruesome death scenes that will have you begging for your mommy?

Saw (2004)


Director Tomas Alfredson has been hailed as one of the few people who can expertly tell stories through pictures rather than words. In this Swedish film in which 2010’s Let Me In is based off, Oskar is a bullied 12-year-old boy who befriends his new neighbor Eli—only as he soon discovers, Eli is not quite who she seems. While not wanting to give too much away, we will say that this film revitalizes and brings fright back to an old favorite which was once feared for being a total badass but now has been domesticated. Take it from us, the Swedes really do know their horror.

Let the Right One In (2008)

What do you think, FilmBuffs? Is the horror genre dead? Let us know below!

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Movie Theater Etiquette: Don’t be THAT Person

With all the movie theaters taking a proactive stance against cell phone usage in theaters—we especially commend the Alamo Drafthouse for this shame-inducing video —we thought we’d compile our own list of movie theater no-nos in this digital age. 

1) The Golden Rule: No texting! Come on, we all get annoyed when someone busts out their cell phone and has to suddenly text back their friend/significant other/drug dealer. Can’t it wait two hours? When it comes to texting, just say no. You’re phone will still be there after the movie. That bright light emitting from your phone seriously takes you out of the suspended reality of the film.
2) If we can hear you whispering, it’s not whispering. This is an oldie but a goodie. If there’s anything worse than using your cell phone during a movie it’s being the obnoxious talker. Respect your neighbors and just leave the comments for after the movie. And don’t even think about using your phone to text your friend next to you.  SEE NUMBER ONE!
3) Ants in your pants. If you have to use the bathroom, that’s cool. Do what you gotta do. BUT, don’t constantly go in and out of your seat to get that fourth refill on your soda. Pick a seat and stay put. There’s only so many times we want you stepping on our toes. And even if the aisle seat is your best friend…think before you rise!
4) Do not makes us move. It’s OK if you ask one person to move down so that you and your girlfriend can have two seats together, but don’t make an entire row move down just because you didn’t have the foresight to arrive early to see a summer blockbuster on a Saturday night. We arrived early so we can pick our perfect spot—equidistant from the top and bottom rows and right in the middle— and you should have, too.
5) Leave crying babies at home. If you’re going to see Up, you run the risk of crying babies, but there’s no way a crying baby is OK for a movie like Conan the Barbarian. We want to see Conan and his abs in all their R-Rated glory without ruining the experience with instant birth control.

What about you, ‘Buffs? Any annoying theater habits you think we missed? Let us know below!

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FreeJudd? MorgAshley? Should Freeman and Judd Still Make Movies Together?

There are some dynamic Hollywood duos that always work. They are actors that work so well together they warrant the kind of name smash ups of BrAngelina’s prestige (nothing beats the original). Then there are the other ones: the actors that make movies together, that we never want to see again (we’re looking at you Ben and JLo). Amidst the best and the worst lie the duos that keep coming back with relative, albeit controversial success. Name that couple: Morgan Freeman and Ashley Judd. Initial reactions usually go one of two ways—“Oh god, please no, not again”—or something along the lines of “oh, I just love them, she’s amazing and he’s a legend.”  Whether you’re a fan of Freeman’s grizzled old school detective style (typecast) or Judd’s gritty gorgeous gal flair, the two make a couple worthy of conversation. Let the hallway chatter ensue…

Kiss the Girls (1997)

The springboard for the duo’s later collaborative pieces didn’t exactly provide the response to support future projects. It was poorly received by audiences and critics alike, but carried enough weight with the two actors to pull some decent box office numbers.

High Crimes (2002)

Another lukewarm reception was the environment around the release of High Crimes. Across the board the consensus from critics seemed to be that the two actors, as individuals, gave strong performances, but the collective quilt of the film was missing a few threads. While the film is a typical mystery thriller, the twist ending is not the most surprising thing you’ll see, but the next movie on our list may be…

Dolphins Tale (2011)

Okay simple plot here: dolphin loses it’s tail in a crab trap, and Harry Connick Jr. rescues the dolphin. A young boy befriends the injured mammal, Ashley Judd is his mother, and Morgan Freeman is a doctor that makes a prosthetic tail for the injured dolphin. See the pun? We’re going to step aside and let you digest this for a second. It’s a convoluted story but at least there’s no attempt at a Freeman and Judd love story to muddy the matter.

Some couples just aren’t meant to be, while others clearly are. We leave the final decision to you ‘Buffs. Should Ashley Judd and Morgan Freeman leave the movie-making collabs to others, or can we sit tight in anticipation of Dolphins Tale 2?

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B-List Actors and Their Attempted Production Companies

If Hollywood truly were a high school cafeteria, we all agree these B-List kids wouldn’t be eating alone in a bathroom stall or even with the custodian, but they wouldn’t exactly, say, be with the Plastics either (nudge, nudge Mean Girls). The B listers have given us many great things (great sidekicks, eye candy in comedies, etc), but we’re not sure their production companies are exactly what we were looking for.  We don’t want to speak for their films or companies…so we’ll let the IMDB scores give you an idea of how things turned out…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So, what do you think? Are you cheering “you go boy!” back at Martin Lawrence? Or could it be that, for these guys, the letter B really stands for, “although it may Bemuse us, please, for the love of all that is holy in Hollywood, do not try to step out of your Box?”  Shout to us below.

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